Uh, look, this is kind of personal, and I don't know you. - I'm taped to the toilet. - Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm Mark Gold, uh, your uncle Ned's kid. I just started here. Oh, cool. Cool, yeah. Well, I'd shake your hand... ...but it's taped to my ass. - Right. Right. Would you mind? - Yeah, yeah, sure. - Yeah, um. - Just rip. - I'm going to get it.
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Right. Forget it.
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- I have to stop this. - To the Nedmobile.
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This is cool. This is hip. I have a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the same thing. - I don't know who that is. - What are you wearing? - I told you, like a dad. - I am. - You look like Clay Aiken. - Leave him out of this.
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"Scarlet... ...before you go through with this... ...I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero. You were wearing a Guns N' Roses T-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you, or I'd die. Then you whispered that you loved me... ...at the homecoming dance. And I felt... ...so peaceful... ...and safe. Because I knew that no matter what happened from that day on... ...nothing could ever be that bad. Because I had you. Uh... And then I grew up... ...and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today. I don't want you to. But I guess... ...if I love you...
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- Beckham. - No, what? Oh, the clothes. Oh, right. To the untrained eye, I look like a total idiot. You do, in fact. Ah. But it's actually a seduction technique known as "peacocking. " My outfit serves the dual function of icebreaker and attention-getter.
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Just tell me what happened.
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- Hello? - Where the hell are you?
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You know, they both are.
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We gotta hang on. Ned's not here yet. Who cares? He's the water boy. That doesn't matter, because he's part of the team.
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Who is that stone-cold fox? Oh, it's my girlfriend.