Fucking go. Fucking throw up. Are you carrying me? No, I'm saving you from the cops.
Superbad
4.7s
You know, in a way, I think we wanted to show ourselves.
Superbad
5s
- And this one. - It's off. Hey, wait, careful.
Superbad
3.2s
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Superbad
2s
Can you get us booze?
Superbad
1.7s
I think maybe...
Superbad
2.5s
Like so hard.
Superbad
46.8s
- Are you okay? - No, man. I should have wore the vest. - Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing? What if I go in and they turn me down, man? Then we're in the same place we're in now. - Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating! Everybody sees them kicking me out. What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that. This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell! So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! What if I don't feel like it anymore, Seth? What? Then I'll fucking kill you, okay? I'll stab you through your fucking heart. No, you can do this, man. Come on. Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID. Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off... ...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self! Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands... ...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha! Peace.
Superbad
20s
Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad
8.2s
You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him? Not yet. No. All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking anti-poon. Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?
Superbad
11.2s
- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
6.2s
I was gonna go to the mall. I have to get a new comforter.
Superbad
10.2s
And lube. Seth? Are...? Are you crying?
Superbad
2.3s
We were gonna go to Hawaii.
Superbad
20.7s
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
Superbad
16.8s
- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
17.5s
- Are you okay? - I so flirt with you in math. Tell me about it. I... Samesies. I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl. I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.