Can you shake him off? I'm coming for you, motherfucker! GHOST: Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
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DICKSON: He's got the drugs!
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Get up, old man river!
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Go, go!
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We don't want to do the same thing. We want to burst through our ceiling. And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one, and you just got to keep hammering ceilings. Okay, okay, okay. What if we actually went into the secret service and, like, tried to protect the white house? I think... I don't think that would work. I'm going to ask you to stop talking. I thought it was a pretty good idea. Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
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Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
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Watch the door. Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door? (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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Okay.
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Oh, shit!
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Um, I would say that it's these two beings leaning up against each other in perfect balance. If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
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Fuck.
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I think you're mistaken. (LAUGHS) You're literally wearing your badge. Did you really just check to see if you were wearing your badge? This guy's a fucking cop. I didn't look down.