It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives. ♪ ♪ ♪ down this long distance line tonight ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away ♪ I ain't missing you ♪ no matter what my friends say ♪ ain't missing you ♪ hey. Hey.
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Yeah, right. I enjoyed it. Yeah.
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I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
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This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
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Bye.
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Hurry up, okay?
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Hey. You're late. No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
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Look, I apologize about the zook thing. You were right, he's not the dealer. Okay, great. You apologized. What's that worth, man? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now? Police work.
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ZOOK: Ready? Go! Here we go, here we go. One, two, three, four, five... I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore! Twenty's the record! Thirty-three, 34... (GROANING)
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Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.
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That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.
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Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
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What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking deviled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
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I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)
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Okay, okay.
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Library. Book place. Library. The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library, where literally no one goes anymore, man. And the dealers check out the books. We're going to catch the supplier. (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Do you realize how cool... Wait, one sec, one sec. What's up, dude? Hey, dude, where are you? We're warming up. The game's about to start. All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna... I'm coming. All right, later. What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging. Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay? You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.
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Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt! (GROANS)
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If you don't make it through tonight, you're dead to all of us.