(GRUNTING) I got you! Shit! Schmidt! I got you! You saved my life!
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Is that a hickey? Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident. I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face. Apparently, they have many, many arms. They have eight tentacles. Yes, and... Look, ladies, nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. But you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going. We've doubled their budget. As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit. (LAUGHING) Like that's going to work. Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time. She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
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You know what? That's who he should be with, man.
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Oh, shit!
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What are you trying to say? No, nothing.
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Oh, I feel so...
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Hey, look, man, you know you can always tell me something if you want to get it off your chest. You know I'm always here for you, right?
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Why are you saying this stuff?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're getting too old for this shit. We started off too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) You ain't lying about that.
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You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah! All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes! I think we lost them.
22 Jump Street
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
