You're under arrest, sir. Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later. No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything. Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? I, um...
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Are you guys, like, together? Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro. (LAUGHING) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
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(GROANS)
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(CREAKING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
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What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
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This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
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Hey, Schmidt, look! Look! Look! (LAUGHING)
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This is why I don't drink.
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BOB: Haythe drops back.
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What is this? Jelly beans?
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Where's your gun? What? Do you have guns?
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BOTH: Perfect.
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
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They call you that? So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see? That's a pretty random question. Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man. Nice to meet you, man. Yo, what the fuck, bro? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude? You serious right now? You... You're being weird.
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Oh. Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay. Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too. We'll see what we can do. Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier that you didn't acknowledge... Great catch. Cool, yeah. See you then. So you won't address that? What the fuck's up with that guy? All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough to confirm that rooster has that bazooka tattoo. Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come? 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me. I just don't want to start off on the wrong foot with this guy.
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Holy shit, he's good. None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right? If you do, he'll leave this shitty program. BOB: And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
