It's awesome. You guys want to see it? No, no, no, no! No, no, no. That's fine. All right. Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Isn't that right, Eric? You guys got to get me the fuck out of here. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch.
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I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on. All right, uh...
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(IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)
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MALE STUDENT: Okay, we got time for just one more improve game. For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions. So, we just need you guys to fill in the blank in a sentence that we're gonna set up. So it'll go like this. Oh, I'm so hungry, I wish I had a... Tampon! Okay, but we want... We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game. It's more fun that way. So, uh, let's try it one more time. Oh, I've got to get home so I can feed my... Boner! You know what? Let's just play the game, okay? GIRL: All right, so what would you... Hey, that girl's in my psych class. Damn, she's hot. Go talk to her. You come talk to her with me. Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go. All right, all right. Coming to the stage, we got...
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Set, hut!
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That's funny. Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich? It's a meat-qute sandwich. Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (LAUGHING)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Shit.
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I'm cutting glass. It's a laser pointer. It can't cut glass. What?
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Get the fuck out. You heard him. This took a turn. One, two... Okay. Yep. Good session. (DOOR CLOSES) The first time we saw the photo of Cynthia buying whyphy, dickson said, this guy's the dealer. Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact, but what if dickson was wrong? And we've ignored all the other clues. SCHMIDT: What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
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Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia. Believes her life is in danger. Uh, door, door.
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Let's talk. No way. Yeah. I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late. You're really close with your brother, then.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Hey!
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Just stick with football. I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can. Maybe we were only supposed to do this once. What? Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life! Let's go, man!
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You think Cynthia was the dealer? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead? We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time. And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget. What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
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We're gonna have to tear those anals up. All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up. I mean, it's just a tape, right?
