I'm gonna kill you, you stupid fucking cop! Hey, you guys, she just called me a stupid fucking cock. That's rude. Dickhead narc motherfucker! Did she just say “nickhead dark motherfucker”? That's just racist. I know these two. Your boys are cops! They're cops! Police! Get on the ground! You get on the fuckin' ground! - We asked you first! - I don't give a damn! You're fucking cops? But we partied together, man.
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Okay. One particle of Unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor. Carry the two, changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider.
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What is that? Barbecue? Cool Ranch? Have fun.
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Good luck.
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You told me not to worry about the tickets! I thought they made us look cool. - Cones, cones... - Driver's ed car. - I'm driving. - No, you're not. - I never get to drive. I'm driving this time. - Fine! Drive! - Hey, guys. - Just borrowing this for one sec. - Sure. - Go. Go, go, go, go.
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Just get in the car, man.
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Don't you have a gun?
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That's awesome.
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That's Brad. You're the new kid who's All County in track? Yes, I'm Doug McQuaid, the track star, and this is Brad, the science prodigy.
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- Don't do it, man. - Why... - Keep that dirty dick in your pants. - Dirty? Don't fuck no students.
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Seriously, did you not see Eric?
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Worse things in the world. We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man. Hey, actually, I just said that - to mess with you. - What? Looks tough. Look, we know what it's like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street Division. Come on, you guys are Jump Street? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street. - What? - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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- Shoot them! - Stay on them!
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Here. It'll be quicker if I help.
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- Oh, my God. - We love you. - Enjoy the vineyard. - You boys be good, now. Yeah, I can't believe you guys did this for us.
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I really thought that one was going to explode.
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I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Put your tongue in your mouth, and close it.
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Hey, guys. It's so funny seeing you here. How are you? Guess what, I don't care. We just closed our third high school operation. And check what we found at Kennedy. Looks like we're going to have to do your job for you. Your drugs is spreading to different schools now, sucker.