Sorry, Doug, - my teen son. - Mom! I love you, honey, Dougie, Doug, Douglas McQuaid. Mom, so serious right now! Stop!
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There you go.
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What is a pop Quiznos? It's a quiz, and the first person who finishes gets a $10 gift certificate to Quiznos.
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The department was forced to drop the charges because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights. What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when arresting someone?
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Man, this kid rules. Ruled. His parents found him OD'd in his room a few days ago. He's dead.
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Can't believe you made me late. You're so selfish. - I'm selfish? - Yes, you're selfish! Are you fucking kidding me? Look at yourself!
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What are you doing? - That's my mom's Kokopelli vase. - I got it, I got it. Doug, Doug, hey! Hey, Paul Blart: Molly Cop.
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Wow.
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Yeah, after we made the exchange, our potential business partners got followed by some fucking cops. That's insane, man. Are you serious? Okay, it's just I don't want to go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with "grape"!
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Yeah, sure.
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Let's do that again and pretend you guys aren't weird. Which one of you is named Doug?
