- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
21 Jump Street
7.3s
Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
21 Jump Street
5.4s
You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation. We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
21 Jump Street
8.5s
- Porsche! Porsche! - Police! Get out of the car, douche! I'm on a call here, jackass. That's right. Go to sleep, bitch. You just got head-butted, motherfucker! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Shit.
21 Jump Street
1.9s
Come on, Hoffs. Give us a little credit.
21 Jump Street
6.8s
You got the right to... Give me that! You got the right to... to suck my dick, motherfucker!
21 Jump Street
2.3s
They don't serve vegan in jail, bitch.
21 Jump Street
17.9s
No. I remember. You know why? Because I've told it to a therapist about 8,000 times. I mean, this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking. - No, that is a medal for trying. - Yes. Let me tell you something. This guy was always a great tryer.
21 Jump Street
3.2s
Oh, Shit, when did I get stabbed?
21 Jump Street
1.9s
- Come on. - Did you guys even see Eric?
21 Jump Street
1.6s
Jenko...
21 Jump Street
1.3s
Shit.
21 Jump Street
1.3s
And...
21 Jump Street
1.7s
Dude, watch out!
21 Jump Street
12s
Do not get expelled. Nobody in the system knows you're here. All right? Nobody. You get kicked out of school, your monkey ass is getting kicked out of Jump Street. Rule number two. Burns.
21 Jump Street
1.4s
- Me? - Yeah.
21 Jump Street
15.8s
First of all, your argument kind of just collapsed on itself, because if you call us narcs, if narcs call people narcs, and you call us narcs, then that's kind of... - 'Cause you just said that. - They call people... Look, I don't have time for this shit. You guys want to do this or not? - Jesus. - Yes. - Yes, yes. - No problem.
