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I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
This Is the End
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Jay, you fool. I say unto thee, the power of Christ compels you! Oh, does it? Does it compel me? The power of Christ compels you! Does it, Jay? The power of Christ compels you! Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? The power of Christ compels you! Guess what? It's not that compelling. Jay, you serious right now? That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist? I would assume they did their fuckin' research. It's a movie! It's a manual. It's a fuckin' training manual.
This Is the End
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It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious. What does that have to do with us? The fuck are you talking about? I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fucking eat your ass. Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. I butt-fucked this dude.
This Is the End