...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...
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20.1s
You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that. I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one. It's seems, like, ridiculous. - No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross. - Oh, my God. Do alcoholics get hangovers? Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. It's them.
Superbad
6.4s
Then we went to a nightclub, which was incredible. This big, fancy one. - Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.
Superbad
5.8s
You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
Superbad
5.4s
You know, I actually don't remember much. I don't remember anything.
Superbad
4s
You fucking killed her! No!
Superbad
5.1s
- What up? - Morning. Morning.
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2.6s
- Hey. - Hey.
Superbad
20.7s
So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
Superbad
12.8s
Calm down. Calm down, man. Calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. It's a good thing. It's the best thing.
Superbad
9.8s
Suck it in, my friend. Suck it long and deep. Enjoy it. McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Superbad
4.3s
- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.
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4.3s
You don't deserve that. So I'm sorry.
Superbad
1.8s
Break yourself, fool.
Superbad
1.2s
To some girl.
Superbad
26.2s
Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight. That's insane. Evan was like, "I heard about this party. We shouldn't tell Fogell." I was like, "No, we should tell Fogell." You could buy us booze now. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll... Sure, I'll buy the booze. Yeah, we're gonna get our drinks on. We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude. If you're not in this class, leave this class. Fogell! Hi. Okay. Gotta go. Well done. Seriously. See you after class.
Superbad
26s
- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me? - Hello? What? - Can you hear...? Piece of shit! Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone. - Becca? - It's Becca. I get one bar everywhere I fucking go. - What is he saying? - Fucking asshole. - I think... - What happened? Son-of-a-fucking-bitch phone company. - What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck. Bullshit phone. Piece of shit. I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard. - What? - Bec...?
Superbad
16.4s
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness. - Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor. I'm picking out my classes for next year. So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg? I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?