We're gonna arrest these two little dipshits, okay? And we're gonna pin it on them.
Superbad
13.3s
- Shoot-off. - Shoot-off. - Shoot-off! - Shoot-off! There's a lot of reasons why I like you. I mean, you're handsome and you're a good friend. Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.
Superbad
1.7s
Fagell?
Superbad
1.7s
Holy shit, they busted Fogell.
Superbad
9.8s
Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight? You brought a condom with you? Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know? I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.
Superbad
6.4s
We're so fucked. We're so fucked. This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. Okay, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?
Superbad
9.1s
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark. Let's just chill. Everyone just chill out.
Superbad
1.1s
Come on, go.
Superbad
8s
- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass. I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me. Fucking pigs.
Superbad
7.1s
Hey. You dance hot. Thank you.
Superbad
3.7s
Not from you. Give me that booze, Fagell.
Superbad
4.4s
But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.
Superbad
20s
Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
5.1s
Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
Superbad
11.9s
- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
Superbad
16s
Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year. What's the big deal? "Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan." Jeez, why don't you go cry about it? - I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber... ...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore? I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
