Technically I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.
Superbad
1.4s
You're a lightweight.
Superbad
1.2s
- Oh, my God. - What's up?
Superbad
2.2s
Eat shit, bum.
Superbad
30.7s
- No. - He's the guy with the beautiful voice. - The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man. - Oh, my God. - Sing for us! Sing. "It's not me"? You fucking lying? No, I don't mean to accuse you guys of being ill-informed, but... My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here. You're not gonna sing for him? - Fucking bullshit. - Sing. - You're a fucking singer. - You sing good. - Sing it again. - Like a bird. - No, I know, I just... I want to. - You want a line of cocaine? - No way, man. - Yeah. Don't make this weird. Sing. - Sing it again. - Turbo.
Superbad
12.6s
Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to. We get the gist of it. You were buying beer, some guys punched you. Don't worry about it. We're not gonna find them. - Case closed. - But it was only...
Superbad
8.8s
- You crazy. - This kid's crazy. He's nuts. Well, we caught the infamous Fogell. Get your hands... Wait for me, Nicola. Wait for me on the outside.
Superbad
5.2s
Hey, where the party at? Right. - You got those shots, bro? - It's coming.
Superbad
4.6s
All right, look. Hey, man. All right. Listen, you can trust me, okay?
Superbad
1.7s
Nice mullet, asshole.
Superbad
1.2s
Stop!
Superbad
36.4s
- But it was only one guy. - Only one guy? Shit. How am I supposed to find one guy? This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be. When I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything... ...and there was some, like, huge semen database... ...that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't. That doesn't exist. I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where... ...everything's covered in semen. - I mean, who doesn't? It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you... ...we'd have a shot at catching him. - No way. - Just punched in the face, no semen. - No semen. - Story of my life.
Superbad
24.2s
- Come on, it's great. - What are you thinking? - What are you doing? - What? I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now... ...we don't have any choice. Let's go. I don't like this idea. This guy's fucking creepy, man. Look at him. What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like. - What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother. You totally look like his brother, man. You do.
Superbad
12.7s
Why do you guys have detergent? I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Because I fucking rule. - We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid. We're finally gonna get our drinks on.
Superbad
7s
I don't even dance. I just... I don't even dance ever, so... I've never even tried it. Then where the hell did this come from, asshole?