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1m12s
What kind of a stupid name is that? Are you an Irish R & B singer? They let you pick any name you want when you're there. And you landed on McLovin? Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad. Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name? Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book. Have you ever met anyone named Mohammad? Have you ever met anyone named McLovin? No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name. - Fuck you. - Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin! What? One name? One name? Who are you, Seal? Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs... ...and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 -year-olds are in this town? It's called fucking strategy. Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll... It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID"... ...or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be? I am McLovin.
Superbad
32.8s
What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
29.8s
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
32.7s
We're getting a fake ID, so... - It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool. But you guys have, like, four more years to go... ...so do you wanna get to work? Well, we got into different schools, so... So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen? Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen? The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together? I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know. We met when we were 8. We were fine before then. I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together. No. All right, I gotta take a piss. My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.
Superbad
14.7s
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here. I'm here with my thumb up my ass. I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it. It was pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. - Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp. - That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.
Superbad