So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
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It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
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Oh, you got a stain too.
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Fuck off, Seth.
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No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...
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- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no! - No! - Stop him, McLovin! McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
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You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
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Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
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It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.
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So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.
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You saved me?
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- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
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Fucking funny.
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- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
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Goldslick.
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You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
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...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...