Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right? What? What do you want to do? (LAUGHS) Don't move. Fuck. All right. Just get it over with, all right? Don't move. One... Just graze my arm. I don't want you to hit the bone. ...Two, three. (BULLET RICOCHETS) Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Oh, my God, are you all right? Shit! Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you? Jenko, what are you doing? JENKO: Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt. Stop dicking around. Hey, cap. Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up. Thanks. I wish you can un-fuck my daughter, but I'm gonna let that be the past. Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches are going to medical school. What? (YELLING) (GUNS FIRING)
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What was that? I don't know! I think we're moving.
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(SOFTLY) What is it? Guns? Drugs? (HISSING) (SCREAMING) No! No!
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It was Dora and Diego and swiper.
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New assignment... Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
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Scuba class.
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We're definitely moving! JENKO: There's fucking birds and shit in here! There's actual shit!
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(GUNS FIRING)
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I'm booker. Oh, shit. Man, you're a legend.
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You took a bullet for me, man. You shot me in the dick!
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Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie? You know my cousin, sad boy. I think you got the wrong guy, homes. Oh, that's bullshit, man! You sleepy! Everyone say in the barrio, sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine and shit. Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product. Why ain't he talking?
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Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive and is associated with water and femininity. While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and... Man, this is BS. I thought we were going to actual college, not online college. Listening for coded messages in lectures. (SCOFFS) What are you talking about? Look around.
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Yours isn't loaded, right?
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Can you give me a head start on... I need absolute... I need absolute silence. Can you please... Absolute silence.
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(BOTH GAGGING) Just touch it. I'm scared.
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♪ Turn down for what ♪ turn down for what surprise. There's two more arms.