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She's smart, she's an art major. She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major. Come on. I will give you some daps, Schmidt. Give me some motherfucking daps, man! Come on, give me some. Give me some. Come on! JENKO: My human sexuality class is blowing my mind. Did you know I used gay slurs in high school? Yes, directed at me. Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone. Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with Dickson? Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means. I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo. This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo? Name one other person who has this.
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Is that a hickey? Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident. I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face. Apparently, they have many, many arms. They have eight tentacles. Yes, and... Look, ladies, nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. But you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going. We've doubled their budget. As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit. (LAUGHING) Like that's going to work. Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time. She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
22 Jump Street