Some bacon machine that my mom got me. I do not understand how it works.
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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BOTH: Something cool!
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What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
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(SOFTLY) Work hard, play hard, am I right?
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Welcome to college. Fuck, yeah.
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What's up, college? What's up, bro? We're 322. Fuck high school, right? Fuck high school.
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(MIMICKING TRACY MORGAN) Oh, y'all like psychology? Tracy Morgan.
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Dude, if it's like last time, you're gonna have an awesome time, and it's gonna suck for me. No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too, because I'm gonna make sure of it. You took a bullet for me. That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again. No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt. (SINGSONG) Co-ed bathrooms. What? Oh, shit.
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Carte Blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
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Nobody?
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Hey. What's up? 'Sup? Just exhausted from inventing Facebook or whatever website people our age use.
