- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know. I know. I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining. You know, like... Like... Like "family Jules." Or like "nuts." Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Superbad
10.3s
Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
Superbad
2.9s
It's so good to... How are you feeling?
Superbad
2.4s
Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.
Superbad
15.4s
- Hi. - Who is that guy? - Who's this guy? - Pleasure to see you fellas. Hi, everyone. - Who are you? - I'm nobody. No, no, no. I know you. I know you. He was at that party I was telling you about. - No, no. - Who is it? Remember? He's Jimmy's brother. The guy. The singer.
Superbad
15.2s
You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise. Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there. - Your eye. - Yeah, your eye. Everything else is great. But seriously, I acted like a fucking idiot last night.
Superbad
12.3s
Sir, did you do this? On the floor? No. And you should really clean this up. Someone could really hurt themselves. Fuck my life.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
6.4s
It's 10:33. What?
Superbad
3.1s
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Superbad
1.8s
How's it going?
Superbad
1.5s
Shotgun.
Superbad
32.7s
We're getting a fake ID, so... - It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool. But you guys have, like, four more years to go... ...so do you wanna get to work? Well, we got into different schools, so... So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen? Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen? The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together? I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know. We met when we were 8. We were fine before then. I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together. No. All right, I gotta take a piss. My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.
Superbad
14.7s
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here. I'm here with my thumb up my ass. I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it. It was pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. - Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp. - That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.
Superbad
7.7s
Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad. I mean, it should be okay. Not too worried about it, really. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.
