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25.1s
I hate Jay so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person You ever created. I don't want to judge You, but... What's up? What were You thinking that day? I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy, but it's like Jay is the last connection to his shitty, weird Canadian life.
This Is the End
32.5s
I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
This Is the End
33.4s
Jay, you fool. I say unto thee, the power of Christ compels you! Oh, does it? Does it compel me? The power of Christ compels you! Does it, Jay? The power of Christ compels you! Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? The power of Christ compels you! Guess what? It's not that compelling. Jay, you serious right now? That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist? I would assume they did their fuckin' research. It's a movie! It's a manual. It's a fuckin' training manual.
This Is the End
32.3s
So, is it weird? No. You sure? I really like it. What do you think, Jay? I'm not a big art guy. You don't like art? Well, come on... You play video games? Yes. Well, guess what, buddy? You like art. Yep. You ever been to Subway? Yes. You order a sandwich? Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art. Sandwich artist. So, let me lay this on you, Jay. Oh, fuck. Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art. Huh?
This Is the End
18.7s
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good. I'm good. We're four actors. We bring joy to people's lives. Yeah, but we don't do it for free. We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. It's not like it was just handed to any of us. We've worked really hard to be here. Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
This Is the End