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Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive and is associated with water and femininity. While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and... Man, this is BS. I thought we were going to actual college, not online college. Listening for coded messages in lectures. (SCOFFS) What are you talking about? Look around.

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Boots. No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name! You got to tell them the real story, man. Start over from the top. That's a made-up name. I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.

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Shot him in the dick.

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You're more messed up than Cynthia was, and she went to the school shrink three times a week. Why? I don't know. But he gave her a ton of pills and shit. Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face. Okay.

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We're getting too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) Nice.

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(SIGHS) Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.

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Six hours of makeup?

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(LAUGHING) What?

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Got it.

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You can do this, you can do this. I can't. This is disgusting. No, you got to. I can't do this anymore! And now, for my favorite event. (SQUEALING)

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Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?

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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day. ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen! (ALL CHEERING) BOB: And the statesmen take the field for the opening game against the university of college generals.

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How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet-cute stories. We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie.

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I got something way better than that.

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So, is there someone who supports you? No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.

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ZOOK: Blue 20!

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