Um... Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at zeta. But I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys. It'd be really fun, I think. Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
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Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man. Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail! (STAMMERING) Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story, so we all know.
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You are under arrest! Pull the truck over! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
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That doesn't sound like us. I mean... (CHUCKLES) I'm getting a divorce.
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And now she's dead.
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Yeah.
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Don't do that. So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
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Y'all see this shit? 22 jump street is the lick. And I got a big-ass raise to babysit you two fuckers again. Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar. I'm thinking about a shark tank over there. Ooh, I like sharks. Fuck a 21 jump street, and fuck a Korean Jesus. Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there. DICKSON: That's Vietnamese Jesus. See, this a Vietnamese church. You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit. Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo. And we got some new dumb-ass interns. Hey, hey! Look alive! Huh? (CHUCKLES) Boys. Yo, jenko. (GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street
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Same identities.
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1.3s
Hey, Schmidt!
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It really makes me miss the '90s, when we had professionals around.
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Swiper? Who was that you choked out, man? He had it coming! Who was that?
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(SOFTLY) What is it? Guns? Drugs? (HISSING) (SCREAMING) No! No!
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Oh, yes. (SIGHS)
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What was that? I don't know! I think we're moving.
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Fucking get up here. Come on. Fuck! All right, you good? Yeah! All you got to do is walk now, okay? Okay.
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(SCREAMS)
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Dude, that was our car. We shared so much in that car! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car! What are you doing? Don't teen wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone! Then get up here! I can't do that! Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around. Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it. SCHMIDT: This is so scary! Shoot him! SCHMIDT: Don't leave me out here! I'm all out. You stupid moron! That's it. Come on. (GRUNTING)