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16.7s
Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? Well, his number was literally on a sticker. Well, let's go find this guy's sticker. I don't think this guy does stickers. Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert. KENNY: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude. I got him in the dick. Yep.
22 Jump Street
23.1s
(LAUGHING) If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. Holy shit, you are looking fit. (GRUNTS) Hey, you should get some tips from this guy. He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles. That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man. What's up, Eric? Hey. Mr. Walters, we should, um... Or I should apologize for, uh...
22 Jump Street
19.1s
You sort of sound like that. That doesn't sound anything like me. That doesn't sound anything like me. It's not not you. Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now. (BABBLING) That's Schmidt being a little bitch. That's just not a good impression. WALTERS: Whoa! Nice job, super sleuths. Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
22 Jump Street
15.2s
They call you that? So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see? That's a pretty random question. Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man. Nice to meet you, man. Yo, what the fuck, bro? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude? You serious right now? You... You're being weird.
22 Jump Street
23.9s
Oh. Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay. Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too. We'll see what we can do. Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier that you didn't acknowledge... Great catch. Cool, yeah. See you then. So you won't address that? What the fuck's up with that guy? All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough to confirm that rooster has that bazooka tattoo. Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come? 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me. I just don't want to start off on the wrong foot with this guy.
22 Jump Street
20.2s
Look at him, it's, like, all the same. Dude, you wear pants, too? What? Bros, man. Dude. I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that. Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together and get married, right, rooster? Rooster. What's up, bro? You look good, man. What's up, rooster? How you doing, man? Digging the puka. Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same... How you doing, rooster? Rooster is getting some pop. Why don't you go check him out?
22 Jump Street
13.3s
JENKO: It was just like, what am I hearing? What am I hearing right now? And the psychic told you that? Yo. That is so crazy, dude. Hey, dude, you want to go see the roof? Fuck yeah, I want to see the roof, dude. Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on. Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
22 Jump Street