I can't. I can't. I can't right now. What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't succumb to the peer pressure. - What are you doing? - You're supposed to use two straps. - One strap is peer pressure. - No. No. You're fucking up right now.
21 Jump Street
5.9s
I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions, and less homeless people doo-dooing everywhere.
21 Jump Street
8.4s
I don't know if you only cater to Korean Christians or if you even exist. No offense.
21 Jump Street
4s
What did I tell you? Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21 Jump Street
12.2s
It's awesome. You guys want to see it? No, no, no, no! No, no, no. That's fine. All right. Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Isn't that right, Eric? You guys got to get me the fuck out of here. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch.
22 Jump Street
3.7s
I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on. All right, uh...
22 Jump Street
1.2s
(IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)
22 Jump Street
37s
MALE STUDENT: Okay, we got time for just one more improve game. For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions. So, we just need you guys to fill in the blank in a sentence that we're gonna set up. So it'll go like this. Oh, I'm so hungry, I wish I had a... Tampon! Okay, but we want... We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game. It's more fun that way. So, uh, let's try it one more time. Oh, I've got to get home so I can feed my... Boner! You know what? Let's just play the game, okay? GIRL: All right, so what would you... Hey, that girl's in my psych class. Damn, she's hot. Go talk to her. You come talk to her with me. Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go. All right, all right. Coming to the stage, we got...
22 Jump Street
1.3s
Set, hut!
22 Jump Street
6.8s
That's funny. Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich? It's a meat-qute sandwich. Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (LAUGHING)
22 Jump Street
1.5s
(BOTH GIGGLING)
22 Jump Street
1.4s
Shit.
22 Jump Street
4.6s
I'm cutting glass. It's a laser pointer. It can't cut glass. What?
22 Jump Street
19.3s
Get the fuck out. You heard him. This took a turn. One, two... Okay. Yep. Good session. (DOOR CLOSES) The first time we saw the photo of Cynthia buying whyphy, dickson said, this guy's the dealer. Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact, but what if dickson was wrong? And we've ignored all the other clues. SCHMIDT: What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
22 Jump Street
6.1s
Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia. Believes her life is in danger. Uh, door, door.
22 Jump Street
7.7s
Let's talk. No way. Yeah. I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late. You're really close with your brother, then.
