Hey, look, man, you know you can always tell me something if you want to get it off your chest. You know I'm always here for you, right?
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Why are you saying this stuff?
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Whoo-hoo!
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You settle into worn-out roles. One gets possessive, the other runs away. You begin a slow, painful unraveling, as all the good things that came before begin to be crushed by the trash compactor of sadness.
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
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(BELLOWING)
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Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit. Get out of the car! Get on the ground! On your fucking knees! Get on your knees! You already know, don't you? What? Do you have anything to say? Please don't kill us. If you don't have anything to fucking say, open your fucking mouth.
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That doesn't sound like us. I mean... (CHUCKLES) I'm getting a divorce.
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What the fuck? It's the same case!
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I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're getting too old for this shit. We started off too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) You ain't lying about that.
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You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah! All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes! I think we lost them.