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33.7s
What the hell is that? It's a fucking vest, dumbass. - I'm trying to look older. - You look like Pinocchio. - It's just a vest. - They got a lot of booze in there. If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit. No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25. Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth. You really fucked me on this one. So now I'm gonna steal the booze. Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later. Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man. Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay? I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.
Superbad
41.2s
We should grab one of these buckets and get out. You out of your mind? How are we gonna get a fucking bucket out? - Dude, what the fuck? - Hey, man. What the fuck do you think you're doing? - What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone? - What do you think you're doing? - Hang up. Nothing. What... What... What's wrong, Mark? You weren't invited. Get the fuck out of here. - Come on, Mark. It's cool, man. - You using my fucking phone? You calling your fucking friends again? You calling your friends, your fantastic friends? No. I mean, yes. But I mean I'll... Come on, man, just relax. Mark, please. Get the fuck out of here. The fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house. - This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!
Superbad
30.7s
- No. - He's the guy with the beautiful voice. - The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man. - Oh, my God. - Sing for us! Sing. "It's not me"? You fucking lying? No, I don't mean to accuse you guys of being ill-informed, but... My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here. You're not gonna sing for him? - Fucking bullshit. - Sing. - You're a fucking singer. - You sing good. - Sing it again. - Like a bird. - No, I know, I just... I want to. - You want a line of cocaine? - No way, man. - Yeah. Don't make this weird. Sing. - Sing it again. - Turbo.
Superbad
36.4s
- But it was only one guy. - Only one guy? Shit. How am I supposed to find one guy? This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be. When I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything... ...and there was some, like, huge semen database... ...that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't. That doesn't exist. I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where... ...everything's covered in semen. - I mean, who doesn't? It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you... ...we'd have a shot at catching him. - No way. - Just punched in the face, no semen. - No semen. - Story of my life.
Superbad
24.2s
- Come on, it's great. - What are you thinking? - What are you doing? - What? I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now... ...we don't have any choice. Let's go. I don't like this idea. This guy's fucking creepy, man. Look at him. What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like. - What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother. You totally look like his brother, man. You do.
Superbad