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40.2s
She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest... ... and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic... ... and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil. My parents make me see a therapist, and he's asking me dick questions. They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no Popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Yeah. Well, I don't... That's really messed up.
Superbad
35.9s
- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man? Fine, Evan. Here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... ...and draw pictures of dicks. What? Draw pictures of dicks. Dicks? Like a man dick? Yeah. Like a man dick.
Superbad
29.8s
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.
Superbad
18.4s
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin. So here's what's about to happen. We're gonna arrest these guys... ...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car... ...and there was nothing we could do. Sound cool?
Superbad
17.9s
All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad