I don't believe it. I don't know, man. I think she looked better before. But now that she can jog comfortably, she's in the best shape she's ever...
Superbad
3.9s
Oh, my God, come on. Don't stop.
Superbad
4.4s
Oh, shit, I've been tackled by little girls! You die! You're next!
Superbad
1.9s
Stay calm! Fuck!
Superbad
4.6s
I want a ride! You hear me? You can't unarrest me!
Superbad
9.4s
I guess not. To Seth. - To Seth! - All right. Who the fuck is Seth? I'm Seth!
Superbad
1.6s
Sorry.
Superbad
10.1s
Maybe you and I rubbed up against each other at some point. I don't remember. Maybe it was some ricochet scenario. I don't know. - How am I supposed to know? - Kick his ass, Mark. Shut the fuck up, Scarlett.
Superbad
1.8s
Just down the hatch.
Superbad
34s
But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
1.3s
Who's that guy?
Superbad
3.9s
- Just relax, man. I'll see you later. - That's fine. I'll be fine.
Superbad
7.2s
Get a room. I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you, Evan. Fuck.
Superbad
5.5s
- Yeah. - But she's totally hammered... ...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?
