Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? Hide it. Okay.
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- Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes. Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster. I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won, and that's the reason why all this is happening. Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole. Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America. Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground. Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo. That's why it's named that, because sinkholes happen in the summertime. It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes. I think I know what it is. Let's hear it.
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# And take your money # All I wanna do is... # B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. forever. B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
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Fuck.
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Bye.
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Whoa! Holy shit, this is awesome. Segway! I've always wanted to ride one of these things. Go ahead, Jay, make a wish. Anything you could think of.
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# So you know that when you die # He's gonna recommend you # To the spirit in the sky # Spirit in the sky # Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?
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# Love you # # When I die and they lay me to rest # Gonna go to the place that's the best # When I lay me down to die Look! What?
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Jonah. Okay. Shit. Craigers, you feeling lucky?
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Dude, this is so... Wow. What do we do now? Yeah.
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Listen, Jay... Oh, shit.
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Ah, fellas. Yeah. Yes.
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Craig!
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If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.
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Over here. What? Over here, over here. Here. What? Shit, shit.
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Ah...
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What the fuck was that? That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew. It's fuckin' Latin or something like that. I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew.
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You will drown in a river of blood. The End of Days is here. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgment Day is upon you. The Apocalypse is nigh!
