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Dude, that's great. Thank you. Sick. What have you guys been doing? Oh, we just hung out all day. Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed and played a bunch of video games. Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome. That's awesome. Weed is awesome. It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs. Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud. Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that. Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous. I would have been there in a heartbeat, but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel. She's a really beautiful soul. Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai? Yeah. How do you spell it? A - H - J - H - A - I. A - H... You want to see a picture of her? Oh, she's so sweet. Hey! Look at her. Aw! She can't bark. She doesn't know how, so... She doesn't know how to bark, even? She doesn't know how to bark, so I've tried to teach her and she just kind of screams, and so she was up, had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like... Ah!
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Jesus fucking Christ, man. You might want to stay away from saying that. "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is name of the Lord. Jesus, God, it's all the same. It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. It's like Neapolitan ice cream. I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
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This is crazy! Yeah? Yeah, man, right? Look at it. A bit much. I don't think it is a bit much. I think it's right on the money. What is he, Pablo Escobar? Come on, man, this is an awesome street. Channing Tatum lives up there. Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... This is the sexiest street in America. You and Channing Tatum. I think he's attractive.
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Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
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You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...
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