So I is an imaginary number. It doesn't really exist. If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Is this making s...? Okay.
Superbad
4s
This is bullshit. Pussy.
Superbad
2.2s
Come on, guys, let's go!
Superbad
3.3s
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
Superbad
7.4s
You're being an idiot. You shouldn't have parked there. Fuck it. I'm about to graduate. They should be sucking on my ball sac.
Superbad
5.3s
Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot. Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.
Superbad
8s
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Superbad
2.7s
- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.
Superbad
5.5s
I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year. Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.
Superbad
4.1s
- Don't touch that. - What are you...? - I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.
Superbad
1m8s
Yo. Hey, I was doing some research for next year... ...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. - The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage? The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where... ... they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van... ...and then they bang them in the van. It's like 13 bucks a month... ...and you get access to other sites. Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes... ...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that. That's disgusting. You're like an animal. I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit. Peeing on people. That's normal? Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now. I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. Like some editing, transition, something. Some music. Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of, okay? Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit. Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.
Superbad
11.6s
What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Superbad
11.8s
Yeah, but they don't really show dick going in, which is a huge concern. I didn't realize that. Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me. Hi.
Superbad
7.5s
- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane. - How are you? - Good. Beautiful.
Superbad
7.5s
- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no! - No! - Stop him, McLovin! McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Superbad
1.4s
- Okay, bye. - Evan!
Superbad
2.4s
Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.
Superbad
8s
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
