Seriously? I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast.
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12s
That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
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11.6s
All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
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7s
The reality of being a superhero is lots of patrols. But that didn't stop people from begging to join up.
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13.3s
When the cops can no longer protect and serve, be warned, mugger, heads up, perv. We got the strength, we got the nerve to give those in need what they deserve! Justice Forever!
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5.9s
I couldn't tell my girlfriend Katie, or Marty and Todd. But I didn't care. We were having too much fun.
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5.4s
That all you got? No, I got my lethal zero G device. Bullshit.
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5.8s
It didn't matter that I told the police about Chris, they couldn't find him.
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5.7s
You get away from me. Please, you win. I don't wanna win. I just want to make the world a better place.
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3.2s
Shit. Javier, thank you.
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2.7s
Hurt her. Bad!
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1.5s
Get him!
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2.2s
Game on, cocksuckers!
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20.1s
I feel so alive. I know who I am. I know why I'm here. I'm gonna fuck this world up! They will know The Motherfucker's name! You've gotta find me some bad-ass MMA types to train me, okay? Like a Chuck Liddell or whoever. Fuck, I don't care how much it costs. I just wanna be able to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands.
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26.1s
Well, I been trying to get the family back on track from in here. They record these things. I know, it's fine. The warden's a pal. Now listen to me. It's okay to have a bit of fun, but you can't go hiring a gang of heavy hitters. Javier should have told you. No, it doesn't matter. Uncle Ralph, I am gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us. Chrissy, you need to forget that punk. It's more important that you stay out of this.
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2s
Police, open up.
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8.3s
Are you sure she's on that team? Stupid gash posted on her superhero page that she's dating Kick-Ass. So, yeah, I'm damn sure.
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3.6s
I mean, we're really superheroes about as much as we're really dating.
