That sad sack is not Kick-Ass. I've seen Kick-Ass, he's like my age. Guy's old enough to be his father. No shit, right.
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Dad!
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The reality of being a superhero is lots of patrols. But that didn't stop people from begging to join up.
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When the cops can no longer protect and serve, be warned, mugger, heads up, perv. We got the strength, we got the nerve to give those in need what they deserve! Justice Forever!
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I couldn't tell my girlfriend Katie, or Marty and Todd. But I didn't care. We were having too much fun.
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That all you got? No, I got my lethal zero G device. Bullshit.
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It didn't matter that I told the police about Chris, they couldn't find him.
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You get away from me. Please, you win. I don't wanna win. I just want to make the world a better place.
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Shit. Javier, thank you.
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Hurt her. Bad!
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Are you really that stupid?
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All right, party people!
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Some help, please? A shark bit my fucking dick off and I can't get some water?
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We are gonna kill Kick-Ass, the very first superhero, together. We are gonna cut him up into little pieces, feed that shit to MC Shark and post it all over YouTube. For real!
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There's two of you and a whole army of us.
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I'm sorry, who are you? I, uh, volunteered for your evil army, like the others. Right. I appreciate that. Thanks for joining the cause. This is the VIP area for the core group. I just thought it was funny you said that. Because he is Kick-Ass' father. Who? Mr. Lizewski. He's Kick-Ass' dad.