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I don't know what's worse, that you're fucking a 9th-grader or that you just got dumped by one. Whoa, whoa! Pedophile freak. It's not like that. Then what is it like? Please, tell me. I can't. It's to do with the Kick-Ass thing. I've got a secret for you. You remember Malik? Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange? His baton is so much bigger than Kick-Ass'. No. Yeah.

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If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm gonna go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off.

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You know, all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

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Promise me you're done with your life of crime. I promise.

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What's the problem? Grass on the field, play ball. Right?

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Female suspect fleeing Flatbush. Under 5 feet. Masked. Armed with nunchucks and a sword.

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What do you think? I think you almost got me killed! No. What do you think of my line? "Pants on fire." I wrote a whole bunch of 'em.

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Let me take your temperature first. Oh, you're really clammy. I'll feel better after a nap-nap. Close your eyes. I'm gonna get you that soup.

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Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero. But Big Daddy? That was not your father, okay? That was someone who robbed you of your childhood. And this?

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Is that blood?

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You got my soup?

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Come on, man. Come on.

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Hit Girl? That's not who you are.

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Run! I'll tell them you saved me. Go!

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Damn it, Mindy. I can't do this anymore.

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Well, hopefully you won't have to. I friended a guy talking about forming a team, if you're interested. I don't know how serious he is, but his picture was pretty hard core. Are you kidding me? That's why I contacted you. I didn't wanna freak you out by bringing it up too soon. I'll show you his profile after I hit the men's room.

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Your Uncle Ralph's not gonna be happy about this, Chris. That's not my name. I'm not calling you that, forget it. Javier, you worked for my dad. Then you worked for my mom. Now you work for me. I'm probably the richest kid in New York City. But if you don't like that, find yourself another motherfucking job, okay?

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You done many team-ups before? Kind of. Yeah. No, not really. I was getting kinda nervous about being on my own, you know? Yeah, me, too. I never even been in a fight.

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If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm gonna go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off.

You know, all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

Promise me you're done with your life of crime. I promise.

What's the problem? Grass on the field, play ball. Right?

Female suspect fleeing Flatbush. Under 5 feet. Masked. Armed with nunchucks and a sword.

What do you think? I think you almost got me killed! No. What do you think of my line? "Pants on fire." I wrote a whole bunch of 'em.

Let me take your temperature first. Oh, you're really clammy. I'll feel better after a nap-nap. Close your eyes. I'm gonna get you that soup.

Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero. But Big Daddy? That was not your father, okay? That was someone who robbed you of your childhood. And this?

Is that blood?

You got my soup?

Come on, man. Come on.

Hit Girl? That's not who you are.

Run! I'll tell them you saved me. Go!

Damn it, Mindy. I can't do this anymore.

You done many team-ups before? Kind of. Yeah. No, not really. I was getting kinda nervous about being on my own, you know? Yeah, me, too. I never even been in a fight.