The cops did show up at Dad's funeral, not out of respect, but because they were scared something would happen.
Kick-Ass 2
9.4s
You guys came. We'd love to help you track down this Chris D'Amico d-bag, but we just got out on parole. No, that's fine.
Kick-Ass 2
7.7s
Battle Guy, how much they have on the table? Oh, it's like 50 grand. You got plenty now. Thank you.
Kick-Ass 2
4.9s
Can I help you? The Motherfucker wants us to take a picture with you.
Kick-Ass 2
4.2s
That's exactly what I'm gonna do. But you started this.
Kick-Ass 2
1.9s
I love you, pal.
Kick-Ass 2
1.6s
What is it?
Kick-Ass 2
2.4s
Shut up!
Kick-Ass 2
1.5s
Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
15.5s
Everybody's just too afraid of your Uncle Ralph to take the job. But he's in prison. Doesn't matter. He runs the family now. And he wants everybody to lay low. But, fortunately for you, Big Tony doesn't know how to lay low, so he's in. I don't remember a Big Tony. Is he huge? He's ironic.
Kick-Ass 2
11.2s
Uh, can you ladies excuse us for a second? Uh, no, they're my sidekicks. They can listen to what we have to say. They're not your sidekicks, Chris. They're prostitutes and witnesses, come on. All right. Sorry, no offense.
Kick-Ass 2
10s
Javier! What happened? Some douche just posted a link to a story about a whorehouse, says that Kick-Ass' team took them out. What the hell? Where's my crew? Chris, everybody's just...
Kick-Ass 2
8.9s
Mother Russia and Motherfucker both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris. I am not asking for suggestions, asshole. Just get them costumes and get them ready!
Kick-Ass 2
11.9s
Empty. Don't tell the bad guys. Pardon my language, Colonel, but you have got some serious balls. Certainly more than Mr. Kim. "There's a dog on my balls."
