Dave, this isn't a comic book. Real people are going to die tonight.
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Look, hold on. I can't do this right now. It's my dad's funeral.
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5.5s
Chris has an army. These real life super dweebs have been waiting their whole lives for a call like this.
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1.6s
What is it?
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2.7s
"Last resort" really isn't my style.
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1.9s
I love you, pal.
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1.7s
And that's for my dad.
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3s
What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
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3s
There's nothing left you can do to hurt me.
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2.4s
My daddy was prepared for anything.
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7s
And I don't need to spend the next four years of my life trying to figure out who I am because I already know.
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1.4s
Seriously?
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Why are you looking at me? We gotta get this shit started.
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1.5s
I am.
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8s
Call him "The Tumor." Who's next? All right, we've got, uh, an ex-Triad member looking for work. Easy, "Genghis Carnage." Come on.
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Hold him down. I wanna see what his guts look like.
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11.2s
Uh, can you ladies excuse us for a second? Uh, no, they're my sidekicks. They can listen to what we have to say. They're not your sidekicks, Chris. They're prostitutes and witnesses, come on. All right. Sorry, no offense.
