I'm not like you. You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero, Dave.
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You're gonna need a bigger jar.
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Hey, what, you not interested in a fair fight?
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What the hell?
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You can't fight crime in that. Your pants are so tight, you got frog-eye. What the hell's "frog-eye"? Male camel toe. What? I'm not really sure about these names, either. "Whup-Ass," "Kick-Ass-Man." "Dr. Kick-Ass"? Yeah. Yeah, they all kinda seem derivative. Let me translate that. You can't just copy Dave's name, you knob-gobbler.
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I, um...
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This is to celebrate you.
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Just beat them at their own game.
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Do you hear me?
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This evil lair owns! Do people still say that, "own"? Yeah, of course. Your shark. Something's wrong. Think you used the wrong kind of water. What the hell, Eyal? It's fine, Chris. They're supposed to lie at the bottom of the tank. It's just their way of, how you say, settling into their environment. Don't screw me on this, okay? You said we'd be ready in two days, we don't even have a men's room yet. Don't worry. What's with the bags of shit? It's fertilizer for the bombs. You're not a supervillain if you don't have a plan to destroy the city. It will not work. You need a chemical kind. Do I have to do everything myself? Just fix it! You must relax. Everything is going as planned. Mmm, no. No. Except it's not, okay?
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You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
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I'm so embarrassed. Why? You're smart. You're beautiful. You're funny.
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Come on, wriggly. Let go! You're done banging superheroes, baby. It's time to see what evil dick feels like.