Look, he asked me to cut class and go to the mall. So, yeah, yeah, I did.
Kick-Ass 2
1.5s
Whoa!
Kick-Ass 2
17.9s
Hey, Min. Hey, Marcus. What's up? I see you answered your phone. That means you're not in school. I was, but I wasn't feeling so good, and so the nurse decided to send me home. Poor thing. Well, I'm almost home. I'll make soup and we can watch Jeopardy! All righty. I'll see you soon, okay? All right.
Kick-Ass 2
10.1s
This has nothing to do with you being Hit Girl? I'm not gonna find any ninja blades or throwing stars under your bed? No. I just wanted him to like me. Okay?
Kick-Ass 2
9.3s
Sweetie, skipping school's not away to get boys to like you. I'm so stupid. Hey, hey. You're one of the smartest little girls I know. Let's go get some pizza.
Kick-Ass 2
18.3s
That note that your father gave you, the one that you were supposed to open if anything ever happened. What did it say? That you would take care of me. And that you were supposed to listen to me, right? Well, listen up. I want you in school. I want you to stop talking to that boy. And I want you to promise me that this is never gonna happen again.
Kick-Ass 2
8.6s
I followed you this morning. Saw you get into a cab with some boy, and I lost you guys over the bridge. So now you wanna tell me where you really were today?
Kick-Ass 2
4s
What, you mean I'm not grounded? Well, just consider this awarning.
Kick-Ass 2
12.6s
You're wrong, Dave. My daddy was the first real superhero, not you or Red Mist. It was my daddy, and it was an honor to serve by his side.
Kick-Ass 2
5.2s
Whoa, whoa. That's my dad. Your dad's Kick-Ass? What? Yeah, he just gave himself up.
Kick-Ass 2
6.9s
Oh, she wants to take the party upstairs. We're gonna have a party. She closed the door.
Kick-Ass 2
17.2s
I'm the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take the next right. Comes out on Flatbush. You sure I should be doing this without my gear? That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't a costume. Kick-Ass is who you really are. Dave Lizewski is the mask. Well, my "mask" is about to get his teeth kicked in.
Kick-Ass 2
1.4s
Hello?
Kick-Ass 2
9.4s
Uh, I'm just on a call. It was... You know, service round here, it sucks, man. Now give me the bags, faggot, before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
Kick-Ass 2
18.1s
It doesn't matter what costume I wear, yours or mine, I'm a superhero. That's who I am. Okay, Captain Muffin-Muncher, have fun playing make-believe. This? This is all make-believe, Brooke. The reality is you're an evil bitch who's just as bad as the worst criminal scum.
Kick-Ass 2
14.4s
Hey, queer bait, where are you going with those bags, man? Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12-inch strap on. I'm just taking a walk. This really isn't what I do. I usually just call the cops. Who are you talking to, man?
Kick-Ass 2
5.5s
Are you sure? Yeah. I mean, they belong to you, right? Come on, Chris. You're your own man now.
