I'm trying to figure out how to explain this without sounding like a complete idiot right now. Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman. I'm not, either.
Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass? Because I'm Kick-Ass. You two know each other? Yeah, like since we were five.
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This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen.
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You've never kissed a boy, have you?
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Welcome to Justice Forever.
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You're the best, man! Only problem, I was still on my own.
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I understand that you don't know who that person is yet, but you will, you've just gotta try. I don't want to. You don't know what you want. You can't. You're not an adult, not yet. Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime.
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I inspired all those people to get off their asses, and now I was stuck on mine. So that night after dinner, I decided to get my old costume out.
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Sorry. Whoa! Can't you knock? You know, buddy, it's perfectly normal for you to touch yourself... Oh, Jesus, Dad. Get out!
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But no matter how many drug dealers she stopped, she couldn't stop feeling alone.
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I always wondered why no one tried to be a superhero before me. It turns out somebody had. Mindy Macready. After her dad died, his old partner on the force, Marcus, became her guardian. Is that a Pink Pony bag she's wearing? Nice backpack. Thanks. Steal it from a six year old? Marcus dropped her off every day. But as soon as he was gone, so was she.
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Okay. Jeez.
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Don't just say "fine" and then shoot me in the chest. 'Cause it's not cool. Like at all.
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Fine.
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Ready to go again? Absolutely not.
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No one at school found out because she hacked into the server and gave herself the award for perfect attendance.
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A handgun bullet travels at more than 700 miles per hour.
