The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voil�! The best restaurant get first pick. People think haute cuisine is snooty. So chef must also be snooty. But not so. Lalo there ran away from home at 12. Got hired by circus people as an acrobat. And then he get fired for messing around with the ringmaster's daughter. Horst has done time. LINGUINl: What for? No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him. I defrauded a major corporation. I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen. I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon. I killed a man with this thumb. Don't ever play cards with Pompidou. He's been banned from Las Vegas and Monte Carlo.
Ratatouille
1.4s
One we can share.
Ratatouille
40.2s
The soup! Where is the soup? Out of my way. Move it, garbage boy! You are cooking? How dare you cook in my kitchen? Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I'll do it. I think the law is on my side. Larousse, draw and quarter this man after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head. - What are you blathering about? - The soup! Soup?
Ratatouille
1m7s
It's tough out there in the big world all alone, isn't it? Sure, but it's not like I'm a kid anymore. - Hey. Hey, boy. What's up? - I can take care of myself. I've found a nice spot not far away, so I'll be able to visit often. Nothing like a cold splash of reality to make you... - Visit? - I will. I promise. Often. - You're not staying? - No. It's not a big deal, Dad. I just... You didn't think I was going to stay forever, did you? Eventually, a bird's got to leave the nest. We're not birds. We're rats. We don't leave our nests. We make them bigger. - Well, maybe I'm a different kind of rat. - Maybe you're not a rat at all. Maybe that's a good thing. Hey! The band's really on tonight, huh? Rats. All we do is take, Dad. I'm tired of taking. I want to make things. I want to add something to this world. - You're talking like a human. - Who are not as bad as you say. - Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure? - Oh, man. I've been able to observe them at a close-ish sort of range. - Yeah? How close? - Close enough. And they're, you know, not so bad as you say they are.
Ratatouille
14.5s
You take a break, Little Chef. I'm not your puppet, and you're not my puppet-controlling guy! The rat is the cook. You cool off and get your mind right, Little Chef. You cool off and get your mind right, Little Chef. Ego is coming, and I need to focus!
Ratatouille
2.3s
Colette, wait! Colette.
Ratatouille
14.9s
The food didn't matter. Once it got out there were rats in the kitchen, oh, man, the restaurant was closed and Ego lost his job and his credibility. But don't feel too bad for him. He's doing very well as a small business investor.
Ratatouille
2.5s
- You think I am playing? - You don't have the guts.
Ratatouille
7.6s
Do you know what you would like this evening, sir? Yes, I'd like your heart roasted on a spit.
Ratatouille
26.6s
When I added that extra ingredient instead of following the recipe like you said, that wasn't me either. - What do you mean? - I mean, I wouldn't have done that. I would've followed the recipe. I would've followed your advice. I would've followed your advice to the ends of the earth. - Because I love your advice. - But... But I... Don't do it. I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing.
Ratatouille
4.1s
I mean, it's not much, but it's, you know...
Ratatouille
9.4s
So you see. We are artist, pirate. More than cooks are we. - We? - Oui. You are one of us now, oui?
Ratatouille
32.7s
No! Waiter. Linguini! You're fired! F-l-R-E-D! Fired! She wants to see the chef. But he...
Ratatouille
4.2s
- Don't you dare. - I'm not, I'm not. I'm...
Ratatouille
15.4s
I can't fire him. He's getting attention. If I fire him now, everyone will wonder why. And the last thing I want is people looking into this. What are you so worried about? Isn't it good to have the press? Isn't it good to have Gusteau's name getting headlines? Not if they're over his face!