Glad those robots are gone. Now it's just us humans, with our very human faces. All right, I just turned the corner. I like these guys. Yes, my human guy name is Eric. My name is also Eric. No, I mean Deborahbot 5000. Idiot. Hey, y… you guys said my plan would actually work. How, exactly? Tell us now. [both] Okay. We have the kill code stored in our memory, but to enact it, you would have to embark on a perilous journey all the way to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley, surrounded by a robot army, and enter it into our great and powerful leader to destroy her. But you would never survive-- Actually, you could stop us quite easily. You could enter the kill code remotely at any Pal Labs retail store. There's one at the Mall of the Globe, a nearby shopping center. But it's super far away. You'll never make-- -It's 80 miles away. -What are you doing to me right now? -[gasps] -Did I not do good? Oh my gosh. That is so close. We could get our lives back.
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♪ Play it so safe to stay on top… ♪ How are we gonna get out of here undetected? We can if we're camouflaged. You know, like part of the plan I was talking about or… Oh. Oh.
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Don't hide your feelings, man. That's no way to live.
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Probably doesn't even matter.
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[low electronic whirring]
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1.4s
Oh, it's beautiful.
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2.2s
[all panting]
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[beeping]
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[dings]
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[robot] Brother, what is this? What?
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[gasps]
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-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.
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2.2s
Here we go. Dog video.
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Hey, man, it's just a movie. Do you need a minute or… No, it's fine.
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We're here because we don't think like normal people. We don't have a normal dog. [pants, yelps]
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Just press 'em all at once! [grunting]
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Just close the jack up, and that's that. [laughs] Eat that, Poseys! Oh, they're nice. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? Oh, come on. You boys are family now.
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19.3s
Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage! Also, pesto. When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. Huzzah! I thought that kill code thing would take 'em out! -Yeah, but it's only at 12%. -[thumping] -[beeping] -Would you like a soda? -[shouts] -Just kidding. [machines laughing]