Linda, we got to get you out of there. You're gonna need your-- Number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver. -I said it was a great anniversary gift. -Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this. You're right. You're always right. [Linda] I know. Why is this news to you? [Pal Max robots spluttering]
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2.1s
[somber music playing]
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12.5s
[both laughing] You know, I created you when I was a young man, three years ago, and I, uh… I've always thought of you as, like, family to me, seriously.
Okay, come on. Hurry up in there, little buddy. [Aaron] Every time you knock, it adds five minutes. -Come on. End of the world. -Sorry.
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7.4s
Why'd you say all that stuff? I'm sorry. I… I just wanted to-- [sighs] I don't know.
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5.7s
Did Mom tell you to say that? [chuckles] No. [scoffs] Yes.
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5.8s
Ugh, I'm so stupid. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
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3.4s
[Pal laughing] [Pal] Look at your face.
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3.1s
[Katie grunts, shudders]
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1.4s
It's gonna be okay.
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1.7s
I need you.
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4.3s
Watch what happens when I turn off the Wi-Fi.
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16.4s
-How you doing, Aaron? -Not good. There's a pack of wild vacuums. We have been summoned into the field of battle. Forward. Oh no. Ouch. Ouch. The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating. [chuckles] Never mind. How am I supposed to use a fishing rod? A fishing rod is perfect!
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6.7s
[robot] What a suck-up. [mocking] "Yes, my queen." "Whatever you want." [mock babbling]