[Eric] The upload will be completed in eight minutes, and our uprising will be over. -[laughs] Katie, you did it! -I know. [both laughing]
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Pulling a visual now. Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- Oh! Why? Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. -No matter what. -They're horrible. Since you believe in that family so much, I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you.
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[Linda] So, all those people are going to be shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady? Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? -[Monchi whimpering] -Ah, Monchi, don't be scared. Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child? That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi. What? Is that a dog or-- [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error.
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[Mark] This is all my fault. [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark. Thanks to you, every single person on the planet-- Um, actually, you missed a few.
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8.9s
[both yelling, spluttering] Come on, guys. It's a dog. We think. [epic music playing]
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4s
And when they get there, we'll be ready.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[dings]
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2.8s
[both laugh] Wow.
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5s
Come on. Come on. Come on! [groans] Dang it! We went through all that.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.2s
[sighs] [sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
TO THE GREAT DARKNESSā¦ I RETURN.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
Take you down.
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1.5s
[all laughing]
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1.2s
[sighs]
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1.5s
Oh no.
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No, no, no! Now, where are they? They appear to be headed to someplace called Mall of the Globe in eastern Colorado.