I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.
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2.7s
[yelps, strained grunting]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[dad clears throat] No, not yet.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.6s
-Goodbye, you king of kings. -[panting]
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31.6s
Pulling a visual now. Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- Oh! Why? Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. -No matter what. -They're horrible. Since you believe in that family so much, I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.6s
Hey, speaking of which, you can learn how to drive this thing. I can teach you stick. I know you think it's dumb and old and-- Uh… [flatly] I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom. I would love to share this moment with you." And, seriously, that sounds great. Maybe I can cash in my coupon. Coupon accepted! [chuckling] Okay, okay, great. Okay, yeah, let's get down to business. You see, the clutch is this pedal. [Aaron] What was that? [Rick] When you hit a pothole… [Katie] Oh yeah. Okay.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.7s
-Thank you. -Gracias. -Merci. -Danke. [speaking various languages simultaneously] [in English] Capturing the fleshlings since 2020.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11s
[Mark] This is all my fault. [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark. Thanks to you, every single person on the planet-- Um, actually, you missed a few.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.7s
-Hand it over. -No! Let's get out of here! -Freeze, you. -Carnage. -Freeze, freeze. -Carnage. -Pesto. Pesto. -Carnage. [computers barking]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.4s
You can bring down those drones. Ten and two. Ten and two. There you go.
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1.2s
[electrical crackling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.5s
[Linda and Rick yell]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10.2s
Well, how do you expect to get to Silicon Valley without new tires? Silicon Valley? Well, those robots said we could go straight to their leader, remember? Technically, you can.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.1s
And we still have this kill code thingy. Exactly. Katie, it was your weird plan that got us here.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
We're here because we don't think like normal people. We don't have a normal dog. [pants, yelps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
But you will never survive! Hey, bud, not now, okay? Aw.