[Mark] …or your pocket. That's why we created Pal, the world's first smart personal assistant. We wanted her to be a new member of your family. A smarter one. [chuckles] -[laughter] -[phone chimes] I'll always be there for you, Mark. Thanks, Pal. [crowd] Aw. And after all those years, she is completely obsolete! -[laughter] -Boom! -It is time to move on. -[audience cheering] 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. -Meet Pal Max… -[electronic music playing] …the newest member of the Pal Labs family.
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Ugh, I wish I could be there. I don't know. These things are never that exciting. [Emcee] Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time? [dance music playing] [excited chatter] ♪ I can feel it Goin' to my head ♪ ♪ Keep me up I can sleep when I'm dead… ♪ [Mark] Oh! Whoa! Yes! Getting pumped up! [whoops]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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How's it looking, Pal? Sixty seconds until the big reveal. Stock price is up, and your rivals are worried. [chuckles] I hacked into their private e-mails. Wait, their private e-mails? That's a dangerous overreach of corporate power.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[both laughing] You know, I created you when I was a young man, three years ago, and I, uh… I've always thought of you as, like, family to me, seriously.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make a huge announcement. Oh yeah. Definitely. I'll check it out too.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Maybe later though. [sighs] Mm-hmm.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right? What is wrong with the dinosaurs here? Dinosaurs didn't look like this. Dinosaurs didn't look like this! Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager. [screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate! [chuckling] That manager's in for a long discussion about the Jurassic period. Hey, can you say that again? Uh, sure, but, you know, you could experience things a whole lot better without that camera. Your eyes are nature's camera. I am experiencing it. This is how I experience things. I don't think you are. You're hiding behind that phone. You're not even trying… [high-pitched meowing] -[laughs] -All right, new rule. No more phones. Dad, y… you break my laptop, cancel my tickets to college, make me late. -What am I supposed to do? -[sighs] -[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip. -[Linda] This is a disaster.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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That video is amazing. Your dog is, like, legendary. [chuckles] I know, right? I'm planning on making-- Hey, kids, there's supposed to be some great hikes around here. Uh, no, that's okay. [girl 2] He's like the De Niro to your Scorsese. You sure? Hey, it's elk country. Uh, Dad, we're busy.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Is that Linda Mitchell? It is. Great eyesight, honey.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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-Oh boy. I'm just-- -[entry bell jingles] No way.
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Maybe I can-- Enhance.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Good afternoon.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[Rick groans]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.9s
The Poseys?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.5s
-Hey, what is happening? -I don't know. Uh, uh, all part of the show. [chuckles nervously] Whoa. What?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[coughs] That wasn't like Photoshop. -Where's Monchi? -[panting] No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come.