This sexy pillow here. Oh, my God, can you just... (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Ooh, Greg, this pillow's name is Francesca. GREG: Don't joke, I can't deal with that. She's a filthy Italian woman. Please, stop!
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That's good.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
32.6s
Why? Did he work for, like, the squirrel census? No, it was just something we did when it was time for us to spend time together. We didn't even say anything while we did it. All we'd say was stuff like: "Squirrel, seven." "Two squirrels, nine." Jesus. You need to apply for a dad refund immediately. RACHEL: What group am I in? GREG: What? RACHEL: Yesterday you were saying you'd mapped out the entire high school by group. What's my group? Seriously? Yeah. Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A. (GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE) Please appreciate how honest I was just now. You're an asshole.
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This is it! You've gone too far! You've leaked the unleakable secret because you hold nothing sacred. 'Cause you're a dickhead! The foundation of any good working partnership is trust... ...and I can no longer trust you in any way. You'll leak anything to anyone. It's like working with Julian Assange. Assangde. Ass-andge. Damn it!
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20.2s
(IN GERMAN ACCENT) The highly selective admissions process... ...weeds out the cruel and the stupid. So college is unlike the senseless chaos... ...and sickening enormity of high school. High school is the mouth of a great demon... ...biting and chewing and smushing people in the face.
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6.6s
You know? It's taking forever because we really want to get it right, and... I'm probably gonna stop treatment pretty soon.
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8.4s
Do you believe animals just live in our house, and everyone's cool with it? Like, real animals? Anyway. You talk now.
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2.3s
You know that you can smoke a hornet?
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2.6s
Okay? I'm not. I'm not gonna do that.
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1.2s
Not figuratively.
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1.4s
I don't know.
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10.6s
Man, how did you not know it was the cookies? Man, it was your dumb ass yelling that shit on the bus. ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg! Did you snitch on me? He did snitch on you!
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5.1s
No one has done more to make me smile than he has. And no one ever could.