Hey, yo, shut your ass up, man! Like you care so much about what other people think, boy, you go around here... ...kissin' everybody ass, pretending like they your friend. Look, nobody gives a shit about you, Greg! All right? Nobody give a shit! DERRICK: Whoop his ass! And then the one girl who do actually care about you... ...you wanna come over here and bitch and whine about some films, yo? Huh? Because somebody actually cares about you? Like, damn, I'm so tired of you treating this girl like she a burden. You know, her life is over after this! And you want to come over here bitchin' and whinin' about some irrelevant bullshit! Like, yo, you so close to me knocking your shit loose right now, son! Go for it! Oh, so you want me to hit you now? Huh? Yeah, I don't care! You want me to hit you now? Yeah, Earl, I want you to! (GROANS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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GREG: Look, I know you're really bracing for this sweet girl... ...that you probably like a lot to die. Just please bear with me. She doesn't. She gets better. I promise. (EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' CONTINUE PLAYING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
8.7s
It's me who has to lie in bed all day, with a shaved head... ...getting weaker and uglier, and more miserable, with no hope in sight.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.8s
Seriously, like, how many... how many pillows is that?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.1s
What I don't remember is doing schoolwork.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.9s
You look good. I'm ugly, Greg! I'm so ugly.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.4s
GREG: But we did still become friends.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.5s
Page through this huge, horrible book and find some colleges. That's yours now.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
11s
Why do they even call it Scholar Horizons Biology? Maybe they should call it Scholar Horizons Tonk. Or Sometimes Paper Football. McCARTHY: Heathens. What up? Hi, Mr. McCarthy.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
8.2s
See, Greg? You lucky that was him and not me out there... ...'cause I'd have been whooping your ass up and down this street. It'd have been a ass-whoopin' fest around here, you dig?