Look, you guys can go if you want. GREG: We're on drugs. Oh, shit! Why are you on drugs? Well, we're accidentally on drugs. "Accidentally"? McCarthy gave us some soup. Well, McCarthy gave us some of his, you know, just regular, normal soup... ...but then, it was the last of the soup so we had to go get some more... ...from a restaurant, on the fifth floor of an office building. And in the same building, there was a Jamaican embassy... ...and we ended up getting trapped in an elevator with a Rastafarian guy... ...and he just hotboxed the whole elevator, so... We were stuck in there for, like, 25 minutes... ...and we had to breathe the weird marijuana air. Earl, am I right? That's exactly what happened.
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Rachel, we just found out the theme for this year's prom: "A Knight to Remember." Knight with a Medieval prom! Isn't prom like six months away? Hi, guys. This is Greg, he's gonna be sitting with us today. Anybody need any spoons? No?
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Um... Yeah, it's not done yet. Greg, you guys have been working on it for like four months.
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GREG: Your mom made cookies? Nah, I won them off of Ill Phil in a game of tonk.
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It's okay to just be silent for a while.
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Okay.
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Yeah, but it... I mean, if you stop, then... Well, we'll just see what happens. (SNIFFLES) Well, we know what's gonna happen, right?
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RACHEL: Dear Pittsburgh State Admissions: I'm writing on behalf of someone who gave me half a year of his life... ...at the time when I was at my most difficult to be around. He has a very low opinion of himself, which is why I think it's necessary... ...that you hear from someone who sees him as he actually is: A limitlessly kind, sweet, giving, and genuine person. No matter how much he would deny it.
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Um...
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What?
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What? No. I... No. Yeah, so you guys are gonna be getting busy on my brand new Tuscan leather? No. I think- Huh? No, we're not. I don't think so. Nah, I'm just playing with you. But I do hope you get some. It's really gonna depend on what she wants to do. If you really love her, though, you definitely got a shot. Because she'll know.
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You don't have to pretend. Earl told me you guys were making a movie for me.
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Apparently, she ran away from home once and tried to live there.
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I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me...
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Where are we going?
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...about Rachel.
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(SNIFFLES)
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Everybody's talking at me I don't hear a word they're saying Only the echoes of my mind GREG: So again, if this was a touching, romantic story... ...we'd obviously fall in love and she'd say all the wise, beautiful things... ...that can only be learned in life's twilight or whatever. And then she'd die in my arms.