(GREG'S MOM TURNS TV OFF) Mom, what are you doing? Okay, Mom, listen, she doesn't want to see me. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, Gregory... ...that you do not have a choice in this particular matter. Mom, please, let me say one thing for one second. You have been given an opportunity to make a very real difference in someone's life. And if what you're choosing instead is to lie around the house all day... She doesn't want to see me! ...I will be required to step in... We're not even friends! ...and inform you that that is 100% unacceptable. GREG: Your nonstop stream of words is making me freak out! And if you think that all these excuses you're making are in any way better... ...or more important, than the happiness of a girl with cancer... Mom! I am now entering a subhuman state. ...a friend with cancer, you are sadly mistaken, my friend. (GREG GROANING) You are going to pick up that phone. You're going to call Rachel again. You are going to. You are going to.
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So where do you usually sit?
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But somehow, it was reassuring as well.
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It's a war movie where these two guys take part in the unspeakable brutality of war... ...and then they find a box of tulips. Box O' Lips, yeah. And they're just, "Wow." They can't get over how great these tulips are, it's like, "A box o' lips, wow!"
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Greg, what?
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I mean, obviously, I remember visiting Rachel too.
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So, um...
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What were you gonna say?
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You're kind, nice.
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GREG: So, basically, this whole setup is so that, you know... ...I can talk to you, you can talk to me... ...and I can see you, and you can see me. Except it's not really me, it's a phone. And I know that sounds kind of weird, but it's not.
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GREG: Earl!
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God! You know, people just assume that Rachel and I are dating. It's ruining my life. Today I threatened to sexually assault a fake baby.